Genetic Termites

Let me ask you a question, and be honest... Aren't you getting tired of these Austin Powers based readmes? If you're reading me, then you've received the Genetic Termites:

 The genetic termites are hive organisms that go around eating detritus, ants, Lis' pill bugs, and the leaves of genetic ferns. The termites are eaten by genetic rhinos. There are 3 types of genetic termites: The forager, who goes out gathering food to return to the nest; the builder, who stays near the nest working on construction projects; and the queen, who establishes new hives. A colony will constantly produce these different types of termites at a ratio determined by the queen's genetics and at a rate also determined by the queen's genetics. As the colony ages, the queen loses her ability to pump out termites as fast and as efficiently. She requires more and more energy, and her offspring have more harmful mutations. Eventually there will not be enough food for the colony to survive, but if the queen had good genes, she will have passed them on. Colonies go through 3 stages: Expansion, Climax, and Decline. During expansion the colony is relatively new, it is marked by foragers going out and finding untapped food sources to bring home to the colony. A queen that has genes inclined to production of foragers will excel at this stage. Climax is the colony at its greatest height, the builders have built many mounds for growing fungus; the untapped food supplies are basically used, and the colony lives and grows on the food provided from the builder's mounds. A queen with genes inclined for builder production will have a long climax stage. During decline the queen's energy needs and eggs eventually cause more food to be consumed than produced. This period is marked by the decay of builder's hills and slower foragers. Queens with genes favoring breeders will get the most out of this period because producing foragers and builders is useless to stop the decay. In areas with a high supply, queens with genes for a high tick rate and forager production will thrive. In areas with a low food supply, queens with genes for a low tick rate and builder production will thrive. These will adapt to the individual areas and features of the Creatures world.
